omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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