I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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