they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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