for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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