put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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