Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
And then my night got REAL pukey
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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