Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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