I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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