I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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