She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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