We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
