She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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