i just wanna soil my oats bro
I want to make a zoo with you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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