Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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