He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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