Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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