apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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