You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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