Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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