she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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