No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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