Acid is not a monday night drug
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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