his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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