Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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