If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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