I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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