Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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