do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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