When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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