i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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