She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The uberlube is also flammable
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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