the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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