Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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