You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
