I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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