I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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