Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
time to smoke my breakfast
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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