so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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