She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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