Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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