we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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