scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
its liver damage thursday
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
