On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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