All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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