the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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