I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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