me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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