on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
