Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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