it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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