I love black thongs
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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