I'm so fucking centered right now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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