Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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