He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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