hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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