he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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